JUNE 26, 2014 3:17PM
Open Call: Death List 10!
This won't be healthy. It's going to reopen old stupid wounds that any same and well adjusted person would have healed from by now. Never said I was sane, nor well. I am - Death Incarnate!
And now, my response to Marilyn Sands' Open Call: Top 10 Things I Always Wanted to Say
To the following:
10. The Fifth and Sixth Grade English Teacher
"Misery just drips from your every pore, doesn't it? You just had to put me down to my parents at the parent-teacher conference, didn't you? You had to pick on me in class when I wasn't even close to doing anything wrong, right? You had to be dismissive, snarky and put me down long after I was your student, right? Well get this - you're one of the poorest fucking excuses for a teacher EVER. Anyone who tells 5th graders that she doesn't care if you learn anything in her class as long as they keep quiet and PRETEND to pay attention is someone with a pathetic lack of love for their profession, never mind their own life."
Dame Helen Mirren in "Teaching Mrs. Tingle
"
9. The Noxious Sociopathic Little Bully I Could Have Easily Taken in a Fight But Never Did, 9th through 11th Grade " "Some cake? Or perhaps a glass of wine?"
"Uh huh. 'Mean Girl 1 wants to add you as a friend.' Umm. Think of any one interaction you and I had in high school. Just one. Got one? Okay. Did it involve you being a complete bitch to me? Was it a conversation or a torrent of put-downs? Was there once a kind word from you? No? Well then. I can forgive and I don't live with any of that but that doesn't mean I need to see your damn face everytime I log into Facebook. IGNORE FRIEND REQUEST."
Christian Slater, Winona Ryder and
the corpse of Heather No. 1, Heathers
7. 9th Grade Bully Who Labeled Me 'Faggot' "If you like, darling...."
Transvestite shaman Lord Fanny vs. the demon Orlando,
Vol. 1 (Incidentally, I should also apologize for the cowardly and disgusting way that I lashed out at your Mean Girl sister, who did nothing to me, because because I felt frustrated and powerless by your bullying).
6. Mean Girl #2, High School
See Mean Girl 1, with the following addendum: "And think about that time where you looked at me with the most disdainful, hate-filled side glance and said "Why are you sitting here?" at the cafeteria, when people I was with sat at your table for lunch. IGNORE FRIEND REQUEST."
"I am a mutant who absorbs the kinetic energy of any blow I receive and transforms it into super strength. So go ahead and brain me with your skateboard, you drug-addled ugly fuck - if you DARE."
I'm going to let the elegant speech and the dynamic actions of Prince Namor, The Sub-Mariner
speak for me: 
"You miserable, petty, dictatorial dog-faced #$%t - what the fuck do you know about anything that happens in our dysfunctional department? Who the fuck are you? What are you even good for in this goddamn shithole of a company? You need to shut your whore mouth, this very instant!"
"Go fuck yourself you awkward, cold, pretentious brittle fucking b%&@. You're hardly the leader that you think you are, and it's no surprise to me now that at the first day of work, another manager in the office, a female, took me to lunch and referred to you as a c----."
"Yes? What is it that you want with my LinkedIn profile - in which I acknowledge having worked under you and your scumsucking pit of evil NOT AT ALL - you repulsive, squeaky, treacherous RAT-FACED little asshole?"
Morena Baccarin as Visitor Commander Anna, V
2009
2009
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Comments
I'm rating you for the Human Resources Nazi Whore. I think you should write a post about her.
/r.
/r.
Hmm...maybe, OIT. I could fictionalize it perhaps...
Speechless right now.
I've always managed to
find a way to walk away from that crap... albeit one time in handcuffs;
though I must admit I still feel the scars... R&R ;-)
Somebody has to take the Dark Side or there wouldn't be a Light Side! R
OH MY as they say. maybe that
fictionalization thing might be good.
then again, I say WTF.
then again, a lot of people say WTF to me.
then again they are right.
cuffs. me. one very very bad time.
everyone knows about it.
I wrote about it and I wont ever again.
maybe.
then again maybe I will.
no murder tho.
wow dark , man! hahahaha
fictionalization thing might be good.
then again, I say WTF.
then again, a lot of people say WTF to me.
then again they are right.
cuffs. me. one very very bad time.
everyone knows about it.
I wrote about it and I wont ever again.
maybe.
then again maybe I will.
no murder tho.
wow dark , man! hahahaha
@Algis - whoops. I try not to get too unfiltered, but sometimes?
@jmac - I'd love to know more. Walking away is a good thing (obviously not the scars and handcuffs).
@Marilyn - I've often thought the same thing, though like I said it's not good to live in that Dark Side.
@James - write write write! You don't have to murder. Maiming is plenty enough vengeance >-)
@jmac - I'd love to know more. Walking away is a good thing (obviously not the scars and handcuffs).
@Marilyn - I've often thought the same thing, though like I said it's not good to live in that Dark Side.
@James - write write write! You don't have to murder. Maiming is plenty enough vengeance >-)
This was awesome. Lived vicariously through you while reading this and liked it.
This was awesome. Lived vicariously through you while reading this and liked it.
Maureen, I too am
living vicariously through this dark unfiltered me. While I don't want
to physically harm anyone I really kinda sorta wish I had said a lot of
these - particularly to the bosses. Maybe with more gender-neutral yet
still crude and shockingly nasty insult terms.
Whoever said words could not express...Well, they never read you with pictures Chiller! Well done!
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